Met an old friend the other day
Out of the blue
As you do
Said I looked well
He looks fitter
I’m not bitter
Heard about his recent good fortune
Made a joke of it
Hope he chokes on it
Seen him in his brand new car
Around the town
Hope it breaks down
Knew about my spot of bother
Wished me well
Does he hell
Said we should meet up again
If I’m in favour
Don’t be a stranger
Seems a pleasant chap
Why can’t I be like that?